Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea Summary


When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

Book Reviews


So funny and honest!5 star

Chelsea is shamelessly honest - basically exactly what I strive to be as Iā€™m way too self-conscious. I also like that she speaks intelligently in her vocabulary and her fast responses. I admire her so much! All of her books are great; the first 3 are my favorites.55

Phoebe LM

the best author!!5 star

Wow! I can not contain myself when I read her books. If I am in a public place people are looking at me wondering what the hell is wrong with me because I just burst out laughing so much. This is not the kind of book you can just have a little giggle ā€” you better be ready to pee a little when you laugh.55


Very good read5 star

This is my second book I have read by Chelsea handler and I will continue to read all of them. I enjoy her sense of human and her willingness to let it all hang out55

meg =)

Great5 star

Loved it! Awesome and kept me entertained all of the way through. I finished I'm just a few hours, couldn't put it down.55


Dead.5 star

This book killed me! šŸ˜‚ I laughed basically through the whole thing! Can't wait to read more of her books. Watching her on tv just isn't good enough. If we ever met in person, we would be friend instantly. I will most definitely read this book again!55

Belly-Laughing Funny5 star

WARNING: Extremely funny! Don't read in public places or you will get strange looks because you will laugh out loud in hysterics! This book was the best and funniest book I've ever read! I found myself actually laughing out loud in the middle of a 300 person lecture class at Alabama! I would highly recommend this book to anyone with a sense of humor that doesn't mind a little off-color humor!55


Nonstop laughs!!!5 star

Nonstop laughs!!!55


Hilarious!5 star

This is THE funniest book I've ever read! I'll be quickly reading all her other books and recommending them to friends.55

Saver Sally

Funny5 star

Very funny book. Quick read.55

Ray's compooper

Made me laugh at loud5 star

Great easy read.55

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