Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me

Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me Summary

A hilarious #1 bestselling collection of essays from those nearest and dearest to comedian Chelsea Handler--the people she's lied to.

"My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate." -- Chelsea Handler, from Chapter 10 of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

It's no lie: Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness," the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers--they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.

Book Reviews


A good time5 star

I embarrassed myself laughing out loud reading this book during a visit to my urologist. By the way, everything came out O.K. Additionally, I would have really enjoyed the book even if I wasn't a fan. Good stuff!55


Hilarious!5 star

I laughed out loud. A lot. This is one twisted woman!55


I just read the sample.5 star

And I already know I'm addicted.55


Loved it!5 star

Haven't found a book by Chelsea that hasn't kept me laughing through every single page, this one was no different! Cannot wait for more books to come. PLEASE, keep us laughing Chelsea!55


Hilarious5 star

Chelsea is by far my favorite comedian and this book shows how much of a prankster she is. I caught myself laughing out loud on an airplane of all places! A must read!55


Lies that Chelsea handler told me5 star

Hilarious as always, never a dull moment. Thank you for being you Chelsea.55


Here Nor There3 star

I love Chelsea's writing and here other books. LCHTM had its funny parts but wasn't my favorite....35


Seriously funny5 star

So funny! Chelsea Handler is insane55


A '5' compared to normal books...4 star

but it's a '4' compared to the rest of Chelsea's books. I laughed out loud at least once per chapter. If you haven't read Chelsea's books, you should read the other ones before this book. If you have read all of Chelsea's other books, then I don't understand why you are checking the reviews for this one. Just read it.45


Humiliating Love5 star

I love this book! Chelsea has tough me that I'm not evil. I'm actually a loving person that just shows affection differently. Cheers to Belvedere and soda!55

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